lazy americans

that’s mean…. not a nice title. but, seriously, i’ve had my fill…
the point of laziness has reached a new level.
apparently we are too lazy to say full words.
and i’m not talking about omg, or lol, or other text speak…
no, i’m talking about words… and phrases…
for example – -i don’t know when this happened, and pardon my language — but
when did ‘what the f*ck’ turn to ‘the f*ck’, and then ‘dafuq’ … seriously?? are you THAT lazy you can’t put the WHAT in front of it,
because that’s what makes it a coherent thought… albeit vulgar, it is coherent & complete…
another one that i heard on a show i was randomly watching the other night — a psychologist told her client
something to the effect of you’ll look gorgeous.
this is a woman with a p.h.d. (is that punctuated right??) and she said
“you’ll look gorge!!!”
i’m sorry.
is it really going to take you THAT much longer to say “us” at the end of that word!?!?!? are YOU serious!?!??!
i don’t know about you, but if someone tells me i’ll look ‘gorge’ i’m going to take offense to that …
because — the word ‘gorge’ implies {to me} obesity & gluttony… i know that it’s also a canyon,
but, that’s not the first thing that comes to my twisted & weight obsessed mind…
it angers me…
and yeah; i get it — everyone is a little bit lazy – hell, i am with my lack of proper capitalization… and on my days off — i’m definitely lazy —
i, however, prefer to call it afflicted with kittenitis… cuz… i have super cute kittens that like to cuddle 🙂

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About trozellerosio

I am me. that's really all there is to know. I am still figuring out exactly all that entails, but I think it takes a lifetime to do so...

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